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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:03
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Could supermassive black holes anchor the tiniest galaxies? - Big Think
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...